hua hua huaaaaa

an open letter to yahoo

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

(via bi-polar-oid)

dakotawhatever:

people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it 

(via shortasians)

crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

(via shortasians)

earthnation:

are you sure you’re sassy
are you sure not just an annoying piece of shit

(via thatfatmermaid)

venoms-tongue:

venoms-tongue:

venoms-tongue:

so i have this pizza and it came with packets of crushed red pepper

should i eat the pepper packets

this was a mistake

EVERYTHING I EAT IS HOT NOW AND MY EAR HURTS

(via catobsessedfreelancer)

insomniaccity:

(anything) feat. Pitbull

(via boooyaka)